Is it ok that: These 22 People Probably Didn’t Get The Job They Were Applying For?

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These are absolute classics, and they seem like they could be fakes but I’m pretty sure they’re legit.  I was at the Unemployment Department one time interviewing management trainee applicants, as we had listed an ad and the people there set up several interviews for us.  One guy came in and gave me his resume and it listed his last 10 jobs, and under each of them he put a reason for leaving.  The reasons he put were:  “Couldn’t make sales quota”  “Didn’t get along with co-workers”  “Terminated for violating company policy” and so on.  On top of that, he elaborated on all of them during the interview and made us even LESS likely to hire him, if you can believe that.  After the interview I told the lady that set up the interviews that someone should probably help him out with his resume and interview skills, and she said “Oh yes, we’ve been working with him on that.”   Maybe his goal was to continue being unemployed for as long as possible, in which case I would say he had a bright future ahead of him.

So here are some people that I also doubt got much consideration.  Oh and #19?  I have to wonder if he might have actually murdered the guy he wanted to replace…

1. This shirtless and shoeless bro filling out a job application:

This shirtless and shoeless bro filling out a job application:

2. Heather, who didn’t realize “Chilli Beef.docx” wasn’t her resume:

Heather, who didn't realize "Chilli Beef.docx" wasn't her resume:

3. This nefarious dude:

This nefarious dude:

4. This ex-super secret spy:

This ex-super secret spy:

5. This deity:

This deity:

6. This dude who is great at organizing, calling numbers, customer service and shit:

This dude who is great at organizing, calling numbers, customer service and shit:

7. This guy who is obviously over-qualified:

This guy who is obviously over-qualified:

8. This person who cares about attention to detail:

This person who cares about attention to detail:

9. This worthless shithead:

This worthless shithead:

10. This excessive masturbator:

This excessive masturbator:

11. This student of the month:

This student of the month:

12. This champion of simplicity:

This champion of simplicity:

13. This guy who is too legit to quit:

This guy who is too legit to quit:

14. This person who might be too honest:

This person who might be too honest:

15. This guy with too much swag:

This guy with too much swag:

16. This Nic Cage fan:

This Nic Cage fan:

17. This super experienced retail worker:

This super experienced retail worker:

18. This bizarre cookie:

This bizarre cookie:

19. This deadly serious applicant:

This deadly serious applicant:

20. This person who filled out an application in crayon:

This person who filled out an application in crayon:

21. Whoever asked Ashmore Cash Converters for a recommendation:

Whoever asked Ashmore Cash Converters for a recommendation:

22. And dad.

And dad.
  Source:  Buzzfeed.com

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